Forget the Mercedes or Birkin bag, we’re flaunting our AA+ downgraded status (thank you very much S&P!) with gold, which will probably hit a zillion dollars an ounce by the time you’re reading this. But seriously, what better way to honor the upwardly mobile precious metal than this 14K Credit Suisse 5 Gram Gold Bar Necklace? Elegant, classy, and the only item that can honestly say it’s worth its weight in gold.
Retail: $390.86 without a chain, with various chain lengths available; and Call the Northwest Territorial Mint at 800-344-6468